Three Things About Elsie: A Richard and Judy Book Club Pick 2018
Joanna Cannon
The Sunday Times Bestseller‘Lovely, lovely, lovely… Sue Townsend meets Kate Atkinson meets Nina Stibbe’ MARIAN KEYES‘Powerful and profound’ Guardian‘Another sure-fire hit’ Daily Mail‘Funny, melancholy, acutely observant’ Sunday Express84-year-old Florence has fallen in her flat at Cherry Tree Home for the Elderly. As she waits to be rescued, she considers the charming new resident who looks exactly like a man she once knew – a man who died sixty years ago. His arrival has stirred distant memories she and Elsie thought they’d laid to rest. Lying prone in the front room, Florence wonders if a terrible secret from her past is about to come to light …
THREE THINGS ABOUT ELSIE
Joanna Cannon
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Praise for Three Things About Elsie: (#u4c1c2aad-7716-5c64-8ccc-608adace0f22)
‘Compassionate, thoughtful and tender, it is a novel exploring the pain of nostalgia and personal truths so painful we hide them even from ourselves’
HANNAH BECKERMAN, Guardian
‘A tale of ordinary lives and buried secrets … a well-written, entertaining, effortless read with some arresting insights’
Mail on Sunday
‘Charming, wise and profoundly human. I lived every page of this book’
ERIN KELLY
‘Powerful and profound’
Guardian
‘Irresistibly good-hearted … captivating’
Telegraph
‘Another sure-fire hit for Cannon … abounds with Alan Bennett-esque humour, as well as heart-wrenching sadness’
Daily Mail
‘Funny, melancholy, acutely observant … your heart will finally crack in two on the last page’
Sunday Express
‘A warm, wise novel – brilliantly entertaining – that also manages to be a timely and profound take on ageing. I loved it’
KATE HAMER
‘Light yet heartbreaking, a joy to read’
i Newspaper
‘Funny, touching, and peppered with astute observations … a future classic’
CLARE MACKINTOSH, author of I Let You Go
‘[Cannon] conveys the legion indignities of overlooked old age with touching perception’
Sunday Times Culture
‘A moving, bittersweet story’
Good Housekeeping
‘Cannon is on her way to becoming a national treasure – no one does quirky, funny and soul-searing the way she does’
Emerald Street
‘Poignant, witty and original’
Woman & Home
‘More brilliant, generous storytelling… (a) funny, melancholic tale’
Psychologies
Dedication (#u4c1c2aad-7716-5c64-8ccc-608adace0f22)
To George and Florrie
Table of Contents
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Three Things I'd Tell My Younger Self (#udbd715cb-0fef-5972-b865-725dcf60ee0e)
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With Thanks (#u8ec83a1a-ab05-5fc2-a49e-57dbbed795fd)
Read on... (#u71bf3e02-ff25-5496-943d-094ca2a7e629)
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About the Author (#u029944c3-3a39-57e1-8f17-72e7f5d243fb)
Also by Joanna Cannon (#u97b0b062-a240-5627-9cde-fda3899edb9e)
About the Publisher (#ubed6f8fa-0f55-54ae-a916-bd237249df2a)
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