Test Your Baby

Test Your Baby
Rachel Federman

Ellen T. Crenshaw


The perfect gift book for new parents everywhere! Assess your baby’s genius in a series of fun and easy tests and activities, in the next title in the best-selling TEST YOUR series.Wait, I know what you’re thinking. You may feel you don’t have a spare minute to take a shower, let alone conduct elaborate psychometric tests on your mewling new-born bundle of love (and constant nappy changes). But with Test Your Baby, all the hard work has been done for you. You need only stay awake long enough to monitor your mini me as they navigate life on the outside.Is little Olivia more likely to munch her crayons or create a modernist masterpiece? Do precious Oliver’s gurgles sound more bebop than Beethoven? Does the old ‘spoon as airplane’ line do the trick, or does baby Georgie demand the exact nutritional content before considering his next spoon of mush? With Test Your Baby, discover more about what lay beneath those coos and squeals with a series of fun tests and activities to confirm whether your baby really is an undiscovered genius.















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Text copyright © 2016 Rachel Federman Illustrations by Ellen T. Crenshaw

Interior design: Rosamund Saunders Cover images © Shutterstock

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ISBN 978-0-00-820022-0

Ebook Edition © August 2016 ISBN 9780008200237

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Dedication (#ulink_6c5a0473-0ad0-5bee-b820-ac11a9a33e0a)


For Ellie & Leah, my original guinea pigs




Contents


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Dedication (#ulink_f208107c-ea4f-598c-b3d0-6a742915b674)

Introduction (#ulink_c8f0f97f-867e-5343-a6f0-c3900b0f62ee)

Chapter One: Everyday with Your Baby (#ulink_f3bd99fd-642e-59fd-bde6-30d70ed27a1c)

Chapter Two: Playtime (#ulink_69033f0b-63fc-5ddb-b05a-d383428e2d00)

Chapter Three: Arts and Literature (#ulink_96e75169-e93e-51c3-93b8-5d138e31c288)

Chapter Four: Mealtimes (#ulink_1b580d8b-a2b1-5d8b-b533-1d6bf9cdf379)

Chapter Five: Outings (#ulink_6f5961db-d182-51c6-9773-9349fcaab149)

Chapter Six: Sleeping (#ulink_fd9056db-b87a-50ca-8610-b6ec0cc5042c)

Activity Exam (#ulink_5ecbf135-5391-5349-ae8b-cd3804b054ce)

Analysing Your Baby’s Score (#ulink_7de61f91-d00a-549c-8a66-0f85df513225)

Conclusion (#ulink_e4e7425c-f3df-5219-9944-dc871fba58bc)

Afterword: You and Your Baby (#ulink_bb4e28ee-30a1-5995-82d4-543e139dc019)

Bibliography (#ulink_cc470188-60db-52c0-afa2-347f0d159fbc)

Acknowledgements (#ulink_3895ac7e-1243-5f20-a041-114e9b9b8dc9)

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Test Your Baby Rachel Federman и Ellen Crenshaw

Rachel Federman и Ellen Crenshaw

Тип: электронная книга

Жанр: Юмор и сатира

Язык: на английском языке

Издательство: HarperCollins

Дата публикации: 16.04.2024

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