The Penguin of Death

The Penguin of Death
Edward Monkton


Things you need to know about The Penguin of Death:He is strangely attractive because of his enigmatic smileHe can kill you in any 1 of 412 different waysThis eccentric addition to the Monkton collection is unusually sinister unlike any of the other titles in the series.The Penguin softly calls youFrom his palace in the snowThough every sinew holds you backYou know that you must goAnd when you've make the journey'cross the barren icy landThe Penguin simply smiles and says"I knew you'd understand"Once you have made the fateful journey to the enigmatic Penguin's snowy palace, he invites you in to share with him a final cup of tea before subjecting you to his ultimate treatment.You experience both unimagined ecstasy and the strange and beautiful release that is The Penguin's final masterpiece… DEATH BY METHOD 412.Inspired by Edward Monkton's bestselling and most-pondered card, ‘The Penguin of Death’ is an epic ballad – a journey to the heart of life… and DEATH.Edward Monkton's highly collectable series of books continues to delight and perplex tens of thousands of loyal followers. But no other card has brought such a delicious mixture of joy and fear as The Penguin of Death.Entire websites have been devoted to discovering this deadly assassin's methods. Now, finally, the darkest of them all has been revealed in this stunning book.Edward Monkton books make stylish gifts – for the home on the coffee table, in the bathroom, in quiet places, and they are perfect for giving to a loved one or for keeping for yourself.













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Dedication

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About the Author

Also by Edward Monkton

Copyright

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The Penguin of Death Edward Monkton
The Penguin of Death

Edward Monkton

Тип: электронная книга

Жанр: Юмор и сатира

Язык: на английском языке

Издательство: HarperCollins

Дата публикации: 16.04.2024

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О книге: Things you need to know about The Penguin of Death:He is strangely attractive because of his enigmatic smileHe can kill you in any 1 of 412 different waysThis eccentric addition to the Monkton collection is unusually sinister unlike any of the other titles in the series.The Penguin softly calls youFrom his palace in the snowThough every sinew holds you backYou know that you must goAnd when you′ve make the journey′cross the barren icy landThe Penguin simply smiles and says"I knew you′d understand"Once you have made the fateful journey to the enigmatic Penguin′s snowy palace, he invites you in to share with him a final cup of tea before subjecting you to his ultimate treatment.You experience both unimagined ecstasy and the strange and beautiful release that is The Penguin′s final masterpiece… DEATH BY METHOD 412.Inspired by Edward Monkton′s bestselling and most-pondered card, ‘The Penguin of Death’ is an epic ballad – a journey to the heart of life… and DEATH.Edward Monkton′s highly collectable series of books continues to delight and perplex tens of thousands of loyal followers. But no other card has brought such a delicious mixture of joy and fear as The Penguin of Death.Entire websites have been devoted to discovering this deadly assassin′s methods. Now, finally, the darkest of them all has been revealed in this stunning book.Edward Monkton books make stylish gifts – for the home on the coffee table, in the bathroom, in quiet places, and they are perfect for giving to a loved one or for keeping for yourself.

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